[as someone who is friends with a nerd criminal, and who is a different kind of nerd criminal himself, Yusuke can only approve]

Hacking requires anonymity, yes? Even if there were some way to game the system while giving no hint to your identity, there are surely cameras in every dressing room monitoring your every action. They'd need to be disabled first.

In fact, they may be watching this very conversation, making your ploy a moot point...