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Little Debbie & Swiss Miss ([personal profile] snackcakeordeath) wrote2017-10-13 04:46 pm

date 1 - beach group a

🍰 You're here at the beach🏖️ with some of the people YOU rated the 🔥hottest🔥 in town, so get ready for your chance to make a summer memory that'll last forever☀️!

🍰 It's up to you to create the 💖best date ever💖. Pick your special someone or someones and find an activity to really wow 'em!

🍰 If sun and surf🏄 doesn't float their boat, then make your move during that gorgeous sunset, or around a bonfire in the evening--timing and activities🦈 are up to you.

🍰 You'll need a public thread with all of your teammates where at least 1 thing is done as a group👫👬. Feel free to have any number of additional threads, public or private, with individual or groups of teammates; the extra effort should pay off with both your datemates and your hosts. Assume that everyone has opportunities to be 💑alone👩‍❤️‍👩🏽 with each other person.

🍰 At the end of the dates💕, you'll play Marry💍/Kiss💋/Kill☠️ on your datemates. Rate your dates✌️🖕 and you're free to go--but remember, they'll be rating you, too😨🤞. Hopefully you pulled out all the stops for all your dates!😎⚰️

🍰 Need some activity suggestions?
+ Swimming, snorkeling, or surfing🏄
+ Kite flying, beach volleyball, or burying someone into a sand castle🐚
+ Scary stories, sparklers, or s'mores over the bonfire🎆
+ Don't forget suntan lotion, you wouldn't want your poor datemates to burn!👒

🍰 At the end of the day, vote here.
clocked_out: (jesus get me a fucking pen)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2017-10-14 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dave sits up from his dedicated hunch and cracks his back.]

This is a fucking masterpiece.
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[personal profile] risetting 2017-10-15 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Pfft-- really? I bet if this is on TV they're already censoring it, you know. Unless they're the kind of studio that doesn't go "think about the children!" Not that I'd be surprised, considering.
clocked_out: (now were getting into meta not giving a)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2017-10-15 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Rendering sweet bro here an ultimately ambivalent protest piece, which is way more than dignity than I ever gave his misshapen fictional ass.

[personal profile] risetting 2017-10-16 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Wow... I feel kind of bad for his butt. It's so sad...
clocked_out: (god gave me a shovel)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2017-10-18 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
A sad butt for a sad life.
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[personal profile] risetting 2017-10-18 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
He has a sad life? Is it because he's made of sand or is it something else?
clocked_out: (now were getting into meta not giving a)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2017-10-19 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess it's true he's especially ephemeral in this state but yeah, he's limited in his personal growth by slavish adherence to popular culture.