date 1 - beach group b

[snackcakeordeath]

🍰 You're here at the beach🏖️ with some of the people YOU rated the 🔥hottest🔥 in town, so get ready for your chance to make a summer memory that'll last forever☀️!

🍰 It's up to you to create the 💖best date ever💖. Pick your special someone or someones and find an activity to really wow 'em!

🍰 If sun and surf🏄 doesn't float their boat, then make your move during that gorgeous sunset, or around a bonfire in the evening--timing and activities🦈 are up to you.

🍰 You'll need a public thread with all of your teammates where at least 1 thing is done as a group👫👬. Feel free to have any number of additional threads, public or private, with individual or groups of teammates; the extra effort should pay off with both your datemates and your hosts. Assume that everyone has opportunities to be 💑alone👩‍❤️‍👩🏽 with each other person.

🍰 At the end of the dates💕, you'll play Marry💍/Kiss💋/Kill☠️ on your datemates. Rate your dates✌️🖕 and you're free to go--but remember, they'll be rating you, too😨🤞. Hopefully you pulled out all the stops for all your dates!😎⚰️

🍰 Need some activity suggestions?
+ Swimming, snorkeling, or surfing🏄
+ Kite flying, beach volleyball, or burying someone into a sand castle🐚
+ Scary stories, sparklers, or s'mores over the bonfire🎆
+ Don't forget suntan lotion, you wouldn't want your poor datemates to burn!👒

🍰 At the end of the day, vote here.

Comments

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

I thought you just said they only sucked out money, not blood.

[streetwolf]

Have you ever been kicked by a lady in heels? They for a knockout blow-

[Shudder]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Can't say I've had the pleasure, but I'll take your word for it. There's something to be said for cultivating a silver tongue you know.

[streetwolf]

Sorry, don't think I can do that. I'm the type of guy who needs his lessons beaten in.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

You'd be surprised, once you've tried the alternative, it's more attractive than you'd think.

How long have you been on the receiving end of your dragon ladies' heeled blows?

[streetwolf]

Just over two years now... At least when they kick me I know I've made them mad. It's when they're planning you've got worry.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

If you've lasted this long, you've probably got it all down. They would've already destroyed you by now if they weren't fond of you.

[streetwolf]

True...I still think Stella might be trying for my life though... Or she's just trying to make me bald.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

For fun or profit?

[streetwolf]

Fun...I think, she just shoves a load of ribbons and clips in it. Them pulls them all out to move them.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

And you didn't think to dress up for us? What a disappointment, I can't believe you'd leave us all out.

[streetwolf]

[Shrug]

They brought me here on wash day. Maybe they thought I needed a disadvantage.

[He's laughing before he even finishes that.]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

I guess we should feel lucky we've avoided those sorts of activities thus far, since preteen girl seems to be the level this stuff is operating at thus far.

[streetwolf]

It's been pretty dumb so far, right? Makes sense a kid thought it up.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Yeah. What's next, swing sets and baby dolls? Maybe a wagon ride or two?

[streetwolf]

I don't know. It could be fun watching some of these people fall of the swings.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Depends on how high up the swingset is.

It does make you wonder how long things will stay innocuous.

[streetwolf]

Can't be too high, how'd they get on?

You think it'll change? Tch, I figured they were going to make us pick who dies.